Friday, March 12, 2010

WRITING A SONG YO =-D!!

AHAH COOL I GOT THE FIRST VERESE CANT WAIT TILL IU WRITE THE CHORUS =]]]] post it upsoonn sexies

Saturday, March 6, 2010

IMPORTANT STUFF LOL

Haunting thoughts have been attempting to drown me for the last few days. Barely keeping my head above the waters, you provided me with the little hope i need to keep afloat. When I'm around you there are things that  keeps me from you, and because of this i haven't been myself for so long... It pains me to know what i know and not give you what deserve.


With that said, im planning to do a first and you would be the first girl to hear this. so i hope you understand how much courage and how serious i am about this because i think your worth it *ABOUT A GAZZLLLIIIIOOOONN DOLLLARRSS*.



Sunday, February 21, 2010

FUKEN MOST EPIC FAILL DAYYY EVAAA!!!!!! ARHHHHHHH FUKKK!!! =] lol

WELLL SIGH ATM.....this suks =/ i wonder how she really felt? about that incident T_T. now she thinks ima a mega hobo lol...for sure. we went had a group outing to viet fest =].


THEN MACQ atfa! DOOF DOOF DOOF they played old school RnB got shouted drinks ahah nice =]. shitty dj should of played some hardstyle =[

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! DATE YOOO!!

YYYAYYYY!!!!! LOVERS DAY!!! =]] ahah no singles day for me today GUESS!!! WATT!!!! went on a DATEEEEE! =] WOOO HI5.


so woke up done some offerings for chinese new years GOT SOME RED POCKETS! and some dough for the druk! =]. BOUUGHT A ROSE AND AN CARD FOR MY DATE =].


WELL....back to this date of mines. where to begin, well if your on your very first date who here wouldnt be nervous, i wasnt nervous at all wasss soo totally looking forward to it. ahah i kid i had little butterflies in my stomach. THEN my acids killed them and! i ate them. 
SO i went to livo cinema and the line was wayy long T_T... and i was sure that our date plan has failed =[. but then! she arrived =], it was kinda like a spotlight moment on her just like the ones in the movies. she looked very pretty. BUT I LOOK BETTER!!! ahah JOKES! =]. we watched Daybreakers.
SO during the movie i got to scare her once that looser lol, and got her to lay on my shoulder MUAHAH BUT then she complained that my shoulder twitched which was wierd =[ felt totally retarded.....T_T.
we then went to eat =]! and showed her that penis cake! she totally loved it! lol =P


THEN WE WENT WINDOW SHOPPING! lol asian style. went to try on her formal dress =], it was very elegant and sharp and sexy =] but we both agreed that the vest thingy *not sure wat she called it* didnt suit the dress so we burnt it =]. The store owner couldnt do anythign because she had a gun.
got her to try on an oufit that i picked ^^ omg totally loved it and she looked totally cute =], especially that HEADBAND THING =]!.
lol all those years of perving and paid off =] BAUAHH!!. so yeah =] the one piece dress i picked for her ended up being abit short! LOL O_O and i have to admit she looked really kinky and sexy ^^ bauauahah *eye candy*, even though i looked normal when i saw her in the outfit, i was actually having a nose bleed on the inside lol ANIME STYLE!.


We went aroound to some toy shops =] and she showed me the BIGGGEST bear that she liked and i was like WOW! LOOK AT THAT THING IT CAN FEED THE ENTIRE WORLD lol in other words big and cute!. i decided to ask the workers if it would be ok if she carried it out of the glass thing and let my date hug it! ahah it was such a hassel for the workers! but at least she got to hug the bear, i was happy that she got to hug it. i ended up not hugging the bear T_T..such a shame.


During the WHOLEE ENTIRE TIME !!! i wanted to hold her hands but i couldnt! DAMIT!!!! WHYYYY!! THE HORROR!!. i wanted to hook arms with her like, but at first she didnt really notice me sticking my arm out T_T. it was on my second try that we ended up hooking arms lol >< fail but it was really sweet =] i really liked it. she totally adored my tanked up arms LMAO.
 AFTER THAT we went to play some games =]! woo games. we played that with that giant hammer thing where u had to hit it and get a high score =/ *not sure wat its called*, and like a girl she totally STINKS =] bauahah owned her by like 300 or 200 points =]!! nice. THEN IT was time for DAYTONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i kicked her ass again lol so we decided to play AIR HOCKEY, but this time i let her win because im such a lovely gentleman =]]. fully let her score on me just to see her smiley face =]<---- it was like 2-5. 


then she we had to departure because heaven doesnt want me to be corrupted by her lol. WELL! we HUGGED AFTA! =[. it was such a short hug T_T, so i asked for more lol totally made me look like a desperate hug junkie.


SO OUR FIRST DATE WAS A SUCCESS =] i hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. maybe next longer hugs! and no kiss this year =] so no gold medal =]!!!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

THE DAY BEFORE VALENTINES DAY 2 =D!!!!! MORE SEXUAL STUFF NOT!

WELLL!!! hello every sexy humans out there! its a day before that time ! the dreaded day of the year!


Its that time of year where you love or hate it. why you ask because!!!!!!!  RAWWWRR lol lick my nut sacks
1. emos dont have lovers. If they did they would of performed some cutting each other ritual then have sex and kill each other in the END BAUHAHAHAAH =] aahh i kid emo people we love emos *cough cough*
2. you love valentines day because its a day which you get to spend time with your love one...eww...*hint* stay single and mingle, and if your lonley *brothels* =] easy solution LOL. SO heres a tip if your going out on a date for the first time, the gift you give to your valentines will dictate the rest of your relationship.
Eg. if you show up with a bunch of expensive high roller gifts then the girl would expect alot of you in the relationship later on VICE VERSA. =]! but good luck to those first timers ahah noobvs =]!


FOR me this year i  HAVNT done anything exciting or brave like last year lol! BUT!! me and nic went cabra to buy presents for our valentines well me maninly this year i was cheap! lol screw girls i dont need them =] i got me and my internet porn! ahah kid =]. well at first we went to buy a rose i bought one in bkk! it was fuken CHAT!! it was 3 bucks it was poorly wraped! T_T i wanst happy so i went shopping around  more and i found this AWeSOME LOOKING ROSE! and it was a long stem for 7 bucks, lol FUKEN NIC told the chick that was selling it that i was gay =[.. wat a douche =[ and she thought i was gay for real T_T.... ahha and the boss of the shop, she said that i look sweet sp she said she'll sell for me for 5 =] or 3 for 15 cause im smexy =D! ahah hell yeah.!!!! so i bought 1 and the chick said your bf would love it, it wasnt cool ......


OK! afta that we went to eat =] so half way through our meal this very cute looking angel walked through! and we had a moment. lol well afta we finish our meal me and nic just sat down and talk shit for abit, afta we left i wanted to give the pretty girl a rose so looked into her eyes and left a rose on the table before i went out and hopefully she would pick it up when we leave lol BUT THAT BITCH DIDNT!!.


SO YEAH ! =] this korean chick as me out to be her valentines and sadly i cant T_T cause im cheap and i think she expects to much from me lol BUT! =] i have a date tmro! wooo!


OK SO ATM IM BLOGGING KINDA TIPSY! lol had effin wasbi +salmon + alchihol errr...=[[[! HELP ME!!. EPIC DRINK UP AT HOME WITH MY BROTHER! =] 


PEACE OUT!!! WISH YOU GUYS ALOT OF SEX! and you girls..NOTHING =]









Saturday, January 2, 2010

PRETTY WEBCAM GIRL!!! =D ahahah

WELL! =] what can i say she puts a smile on my face. and no if your thinking, I'm not on those lame dating sites or if shes a hired prostitute lol T_T....

APPARENTLY my cousin from queens land is a FUKEN FLIRT!!! lol and shes liek 15. broo... and already picking up guys.....lol ahahaa runs in the family =]]], but im not as hardcore*cough cough*. well my cousin jennifer emo lol was webcaming with some dude and his sister happened to be there too =].

At first she didn't really catch my attention cause i was concentrating on my games lol, until! i saw her smile for the first time! and i was like O M GOD you forgot to bring all your angels back to heaven =[ you left one back on earth! lol, i was pretty shy at first cause i didn't want her to see my ugly face T_T so INSTEAD!!! =] i show her my biceps =D ahaha, i think she liked it cause she had a good laugh which made her smile i think =],*good impression means IM BIG!!! wooo =D cant bully me now MOFOS*

SO! =] i kicked (back fist her face off) my cousin off her laptop so i can communicate with the pretty lady across the screen lol, and for the first time in a long while i actually wanted to flirt hard out ^^. the first thing i said to her was
ME: YOU ARE SOO PRETTTYY!! LIKE SERIOUSLY
 lol she totally chucked on the BIGGGESSSTTT SMILLEEEE EVER!!!!!!!!! =D that freak (incase your reading this =P). and i just kept calling her pretty and stuff and i guessed she really liked my compliments =] i was really glad that i could make her smile lol. well it really lightened up my day getting to see a pretty girl like her smile. =D<---her smile kinda warmed up my heart. <3

As we chatted i was trying to stop myself from laughing ( you all know i have the ugliest laughing face T_T lol) well i guest i havnt had that warm feeling in my heart for a long time =], guess my heart is healing =D yay! woo lol. the best part was that she kept trying to look cute by making all of these faces and she loookss so retarded! but ii really made me smile =] and i joined in and made sexy poses =D yeah ! also i got her to wave to my mum on the webcam! lol that was epic =], my mum didnt even know it was a webcam chat, wat a noob..but it was cool lol. after that we talked about korean dramas lol apparently shes a drama freak =].
GIRL: btw vi i think your cute ^-^ &lt;-------- i know aye she called me cute =D major happy ! lol felt like i accomplished something.

and today T_T kinda missed her face because i couldnt remeber wat she looked like T_T was waiting for her to come online but she didnt =[ oh wells, maybe in the next thousand years also another angel like her would get lost on earth and talk to me =].

PEACE OUT!

NEW YEARS!

OMG NEW YEARS WAS A FAILLLLL!!!!.............................. couldnt even go drink up T_T....OMG KILLLL ME NOW....lol every one had fun getting smashed of their faces execpt me =[ had to take my mum and Aunty and cousins(1 emo looking and 1 game freak lol) to watch fire works, it was the most epic fail city fire works ever! like wtf man T_T farrrrr......well we went to watch the 9 o'clock one which was pretty awesome cause i got to see heart shaped fire works O_O it was like OMG did you see that its a heart shaped!. the stupid harbor bridge didn't shoot SHIT! piece of failed metal junk ..i hate u! oh yeah and went star city and lost 30 bucks T_T lol.

2009 was fun =] as you can see in previous posts so READ IT! or i'll fuken stalk u and perve on you while you shower =].